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There is no plan here; please enjoy the random. And the Dragon Age.
And so much crying about G'loot Praktaw. And gin?
NSFW happens, but I try to keep it behind the cuts.

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For the three Hawke personalities

The true secret in being a hero lies in knowing the order of things. The swineherd cannot already be wed to the princess when he embarks on his adventures, nor can the boy knock on the witch’s door when she is already away on vacation. The wicked uncle cannot be found out and foiled before he does something wicked. Things must happen when it is time for them to happen. Quests may not simply be abandoned; prophecies may not be left to rot like unpicked fruit; unicorns may go unrescued for a very long time, but not forever. The happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story.
—The Last Unicorm by Peter S. Beagle (via rhiannonbooks)
Headcanon Wednesday: Turians and Swimming



You obviously haven’t seen turians swim. It’s a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning. - Garrus Vakarian

By the good luck of their biology and biochemistry, turians excel at many physical activities. They have tough skin, efficient muscles, lightweight but resilient bones, and fast reflexes; their eyesight is excellent, their sense of smell sharper than that of human or asari (although not as good as that of krogans), and their hearing very good.  Accordingly, they are fast, strong, and have excellent reaction time and hand-eye coordination; it’s no wonder that they took over military and policing duties after the Krogan Rebellions, and that the Hierarchy Games are one of the most popular and celebrated athletic events in Citadel space.

But there’s one place where turians are outmatched by pretty much every other species in the galaxy: swimming.

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Perfect headcanon. :)

Can we just talk a moment, about the ever-pragmatic Eliot being the one who interrupted their actually really important/time sensitive mission to intercede in a domestic? (Because their real cop car got real dispatch calls.) Can we?


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*laughs* See, I love you guys, and I never would have found you without tumblr? BUT GOSHDARNIT the UI is terrible, isn’t it?

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*comf* Stupid technology. :(

VERY STUPID *sobs some more*

I’d forgotten how terrible vanilla tumblr is, hard to read and extraneous pop-ups that you can’t avoid and no easy tagging/replying/anything social-ing.

gosh, why does anyone use this site?  *shudders*

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my dash is swallowing posts

and they came back when I un-enabled xkit, so I tried to update xkit to see what the problem was

and managed to lose my blacklist and all my archived posts

and even when I tried to restore them via xcloud it didn’t work

today is kind of terrible on the technology front


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tags: #jilly spam

also I didn’t tag them with anything because I figured I’d wait til I got my first order and discovered if they were terrible or not because I have no idea what I’m doing and don’t have much of a tea palate really at all I just sort of like stuff that people give me, but now I can’t seem to get back to that option to edit them? 

Maybe I shall delete them all and start over.


there’s been even more tea stuff on my dash lately, and I think I need a pending reward to help me finish the great-kitchen-unfucking, so I thought I’d attempt to make some Aveline and Donnic blends, since I’m attempting to write them in my alphabet and ‘cause I love them and ‘cause I need a new spiced black tea and a new chamomile because the ones I used to buy were recently added to that article about how commercial teas are actually mostly pesticides and plastic, and those two seemed to fit that particular need, SO


But I cannot figure out how to put them in a ‘ship?

Adagio website, why are you smarter than me? 

(good morning tumblr, how are you? I didn’t make my bed today and haven’t done my pages yet, but I did take my meds and I have had too many robin’s eggs because sugar for breakfast is an Easter tradition, whee?)

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> ten isabela expressions that aren’t smirks


Sebya sketch before bed because anything involving these two dweebs make me happy.


Close enough. Hello, Rian.